Hijacked

I know you've been sitting in suspense over whether or not my linen closet is organized. You'll be happy to know, that I did organize it and it looks very....Clean. Tidy. Like no one ever uses it. It's sad, really. I tried to give it some encouraging words, like, "it's ok, being clean and organized is a good thing, when we need something, we'll be able to find it." I think the problem is that now it has a few barren shelves, and it feels unproductive or something. Over time, I think, probably once I'm done folding the towels, it will be happier.

I am slightly unhappy today because Sunnydale has hijacked my purse and won't bring it home to me. Why don't I go get it, you ask? Because he left me with the vehicle that has barely any gas. *sigh* When I questioned him this morning, he said something, I vaguely remember, something about him telling me to get my stuff out of the truck last night because he was taking the truck today and that he has hijacked my purse as a learning experience for me. *crosses arms* How rude.

I say that I am slightly unhappy because there is an up side to the story. After realizing that he was wrong and that I needed my purse today for important reasons, he has written the following apology to me...

Dearest Christi,

I am so sorry for hijacking your purse. You are right, if I want to use your truck I should transfer all items for you to my car. I realize that this is a huge inconvenience for you so I have come up with a solution. Tonight when I come home, I will fix dinner for you. After you have eaten and had dessert, I will clean up the dishes while you take a bath. I'll get the kids ready for bed too, while you go on to bed early. I am so sorry for the stress I caused you this morning. My intent was for you to learn to remove your purse from the truck. However, I have learned a more valuable lesson. I have learned that when I want to change your routine, then I should provide the necessary tools to make it the easiest transition possible. Removing your purse would have been an easy task for me, because I had no children hanging on my arms preventing me and also because I always have your best interest at heart. Because I know that your happiness is a reflection of me.

Love forever,
Sunnydale (by P.O.A)

;)